Hello blogmates, Bugs here, coming at you by way of Human’s “desktop”? (whatever). She asked me to say she got her knickers in a twist (that’s not the way she described it) — something about a Blaster worm she Stumbled into? On her Notebook?
Ask her what this is about — as Ray Blount would say, “What’s the problem here?” As I would say, “Who cares”?
She does, I guess. She’s taken that Notebook thing (doesn’t look like anything I ever knew by that name, don’t notebooks have those spirally things to gnaw on? who can keep up) and she buggered off Out There somewhere, muttering something about. . .
Oh whatever. Anyway, knowing her, you’ll hear all about this in butt-numbing detail once it’s over and done with as I know it will be easily & early.
As I said, [insert surfer “hang-loose” gesture with paw, not pictured here due to technical difficulties interrupting this broadcast].
(Note from Human: Bugs has no concept of money.)
Now I need my rest and you do too, if Human is anything to go by. Honestly no wonder the world is in the state it is. Goodbye.
catself 
Ugh!! You poor thing!!! Hope you get rid of your technological woes soon!! There is NOTHING worse!
WHOOP! Empathy! What I was going for! Yay Caren.
(P.S.: Still haven’t left for Office Depot. Gathering, gathering. . . checking back into blog before leaving. . . Bugs can’t believe this. He’s long since asleep.)
You are as addicted to wordpress as I am, if you had to check your blog even before bringing it to the depot to get fixed. 🙂
I hope you dont let them talk you into buying all kinds of programs. (most of what you might need can be found for free)
Bugs, This is important 5 fingered stuff so go easy on mom.
Yeah, well, I was actually trying to kill time while my old antiquated desk-top was updating. . . . That took so long I gave up anyway and left the uploads running while I “buggered off” (Bugs’s self-identified way of putting things is so charming, don’t you agree) to the Dee-pot. . . .I did let them talk me into one small program, at a modest fee, given that free stuff is exactly why this bogglingly expensive laundry operation has become necessary in the first place. . . . And thank you for asking Bugs to lay off for a spell. He has heard you and complied. But of course you are the Great Tiger 4Cats and he knows that You Have His Number.
if Bugs bothers you again, tell him that I said that, sometimes his pictures make him look like a big dork. 🙂 Then he will leave you alone to ponder how that can be. haha
WOO. 4Cats you realize that to Mr. Movie Star these are fighting words. I keep explaining to him that he’s a public figure and therefore required to tolerate what would otherwise be libel — but he remains terribly sensitive to criticism. The artistic message in his pictures is extremely important to him and he’s especially protective of his image where his looks are concerned.
He will just have to suck it up, though. Given it’s you.
That’s alright Bugs. No matter what everyone says – you are WINNING. (Sorry. Couldn’t resist showing that yes, I am indeed aware of some aspects of the pop culture.)
Gosh, Melanie, I don’t think I’m aware of what you are — ?? Fill me in! I need to know!
Heh. It’s part of the whole Charlie Sheen melt-down. The only reason I’m even vaguely aware is that many of the Facebook statuses that I follow are making sarcastic remarks about it!
Here’s a mash-up of Charlie Sheen “winning” quotes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pipTwjwrQYQ
If you haven’t heard them by now, it’s probably because you’re deliberately staying away, though… wisely, I might add!
Ah. That. I actually have a lot of empathy for Charlie Sheen. I’m guessing all this kerfuffle is simply him finding creative ways to express the pain of having been neglected, at a crucial developmental phase, when his “absent” father was serving the country as President of the United States. There’s a lot of narcissistic injury that happens to kids in such cases. I should know.
Dear Bugs,
Please tell your human that our family just watched “How to Eat Fried Worms” so we might be able to assist with her Blaster-type worm. Do you know if it’s an introduced species, or a native? We’re all having a bunch of empathy re: the computer being F*&ked up….so sorry.
Now you tell me! You were supposed to FRY them?
Well — we’ll just have to make do with empathy. Which, as Human said, is what she was going for in the first instance. It’ll work. Will wash the raw-worm taste out of the palate.
Not sure about the native – introduced issue. Will have to examine end-product to make that determination.
Correction. Will have to have Human examine end-product. I do not do that kind of thing.