What does this picture inspire in you?
Good. I see I have your attention. You may not snorgle my anatomy without my express
purrmission permission. It is I who speak. I, The Bugs. Bean is off meditating or whatever it is she keeps doing these days. I am in charge now.
Now hear this.
That last post? I object to it. Can you say: Projection?
You know. The psychological defense mechanism where beans subconsciously deny their emotions and ascribe them not to themselves but to the outside world.
This makes me, The Bugs, extremely nervous. Why? Because underneath, I sense that the Bean is seeking to reduce anxiety by allowing the expression of unwanted unconscious impulses without letting the conscious mind recognize them.
Why does she go on this way? When all I do, from time to time and it’s really not all that often, is to express simple affection and offhand approval. It’s just and it’s only that. And she goes all needy on me. It’s beyond me.
She’s also a control freak. She won’t let that snappy-thing out of its holster unless she’s in charge of it. So to get some pics telling my side of the story, I have installed hidden security cameras. That is why the quality might be a bit on the grainy side. But I think it just adds to the reality ambiance, don’t you?
Maybe some of you guys – Jimmie? Pedro with Demented Prunes? Mojo Mojivator? – have some modeling or show-biz contacts. I can shoot them a link and we might get a reality deal. Guys? You in with the concept?
Here we go. Notice the emotion, the raw balls-out guts here. The camera loves me.
A little scared maybe. It’s another psychological phenomenon. You beans like scary movies, don’t you? The subgenre that relies on fears, guilt, and emotional instability? If the shoe fits, my friends . . . . Killer instincts, raging hormones, living on the knife-edge –