I never could see the point of this New Year’s Eve thing – except maybe as an excuse for When Harry Met Sally, one of my most favorite movies.
I wasn’t sure whether anybody ever thought to ask cats what they thought about the whole kerfuffle. So I thought I’d try asking Bugs.
Hey, Bugs? You got a minute?
Make it snappy. I’m busy over here.
Why? Isn’t that a bean thing? Aren’t you the human bean around here?
Well, yes. But I really don’t understand the custom and I thought you might have some fresh insight.
What’s the problem?
It’s about this resolution thing.
And that would be . . . ?
To declare a change. To decide or promise to do it.
Well, when you put it that way . . . .
I do. Now I got one for you. Why do you beans make things so hard for yourselves?
Well – we’re complicated.
That would be one way of putting it.
No, seriously. You have no idea how hard it is to be a bean.
I guess. We cats pretty much take ourselves as we come.
Examines claws. Finds them good.
Now let’s get back down to business.
What’s on the menu?