Memo Update

From:  Bougarabou O. Hooligan (“Bugs”)
To:  Ms. Alice Walton
Re:  Amended Acquisition Required
Date:  Jan. 4, 2012

Please note my earlier memo on the subject of your shocking failure, in your apparently excellent art museum, to include any image of Cat over there.  I am sure you’re a busy person.  As I have not heard back from you yet, let this memo amend my previous one.

My human was so ashamed of her species, for failing and overlooking to include any homage to Cat, that she was uncharacteristically eager to follow my instructions.  I told her she would have to look further than Bentonville, Arkansas, if she was going to get anywhere with the project I require you to undertake.  So she went all the way to the Philbrook Museum in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Unfortunately, she did not realize that there would be no American Art to be found, at an exhibition entitled “Two Centuries of European Masterworks.”  This lack of planning and forethought is what I have come to expect of her.  Never mind.  Please take the below image as just one of doubtless many examples of what you might find out there in the Art World, to fix your shocking failure.

This Dutch guy Dirk Valckenburg has clearly learned how dangerous it can be to mess with Cat.  And he, a mere European, has known that from 1625-1721.  Surely there are some Americans out there who have learned the same lesson.  Even if they’ve had a little less time on the job.

Those blue lines?  They’re laser beams.  Humans think they’re pointing to instructional notes about how to interpret this picture.  Come on.  The picture needs no interpretation.  I Photoshopped them, to update the image into the modern era and also to drive home my point.

Let’s take a closer look.

Do I make myself clear?

Again, feel free to read in any threat you like.  If the shoe fits . . . .

Goodbye.