Bugs: For pete’s sake, Bean, it’s 3:09 Monday morning. Have you lost what little was left of your mind?
Bean: Bugs, you have no heart at all. Aren’t you excited?
Bugs: Please. [exits room, with dignity]
Bean: Peeps, I appeal to you. Just look what that genius Katie did! And look here, at Katnip Lounge! Can you believe this blogosphere??
[thinks] What else can I say? I must say something more.
Fang: Put your hands where I can see them and step away from the computer. You know what I can, and believe me I will, do to this computer cord. There will be no damage to person or property, if you will just close the computer. Do it. Do it now. Do it quietly. No. Don’t say goodbye. Don’t say another thing. The computer. Close it. Don’t make me stop this car. [lowers head]
::Blink. Out.::
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Anita loves cats. This must be because she, too, has had nine lives. She’s been dancing since she could walk, she was a commercial artist and advertising producer, she earned a third-degree black belt in Aikido, she is a drummer with the Afrique Aya Dance Company, she is an attorney, and she’s a meditator and a devoted student of Nonviolent Communication. She also spent one lifetime sidelined with a devastating back injury in 1992. Since then – FELDENKRAIS METHOD® to the rescue. The FELDENKRAIS METHOD is all about dreaming concretely – thinking intelligently and independently by way of a gracious and kind physicality. The work affords all who study it a process by which to reach, with movement, into the mind and the heart, to make nine lives into one whole being.
ah, I want to like this one twice. In fact, I may go and sign is as corporate me, just so I can do that very thing!
I was going to ask how you do that, because I myself get enthusiastic like this from time to time . . . .
Ah, the trick is, you see, a little touch of dichotomy. A virtual personality disorder if you will, a Janus of the interwebz. Actually,I just have two separate accounts – one for personal stuff and one for ‘corporate’ stuff. You know, world domination and so on. 🙂
The answer to loneliness.
Totally. I have the most interesting conversations with myself…..
See? So good I liked it twice. 🙂
And now I know! And am so honored!
Trouble is, Bean, you are now outnumbered. That should give you …. ahem …..paws (about eight at the last count!) lol
No kidding! Eight pawses. At least!
I looked and I LOVED!
Nerissa from Nerissa’s Life
I know, right? Geniuses!
Ha ha ha! What a great post!
It was really fun to write. Crazy. So glad you enjoyed.
Heheheh. We hope you come to Domino’s birthday party tomorrow.
Planning on it, Layla. Bean has Bugs’s party hat all picked out. Bugs will not wear it, of course.