Bugs Gets Petted

Bugs:  For pete’s sake, Bean, it’s 3:09 Monday morning.  Have you lost what little was left of your mind?

Bean:  Bugs, you have no heart at all.  Aren’t you excited?

Bugs:  Please.  [exits room, with dignity]

Bean:  Peeps, I appeal to you.  Just look what that genius Katie did!  And look here, at Katnip Lounge!  Can you believe this blogosphere??

[thinks]  What else can I say?  I must say something more.

Fang:  Put your hands where I can see them and step away from the computer.  You know what I can, and believe me I will, do to this computer cord.  There will be no damage to person or property, if you will just close the computer.  Do it.  Do it now.  Do it quietly.  No.  Don’t say goodbye.  Don’t say another thing.  The computer.  Close it.  Don’t make me stop this car.  [lowers head]

::Blink.  Out.::

About nadbugs

Anita loves cats. This must be because she, too, has had nine lives. She’s been dancing since she could walk, she was a commercial artist and advertising producer, she earned a third-degree black belt in Aikido, she is a drummer with the Afrique Aya Dance Company, she is an attorney, and she’s a meditator and a devoted student of Nonviolent Communication. She also spent one lifetime sidelined with a devastating back injury in 1992. Since then – FELDENKRAIS METHOD® to the rescue. The FELDENKRAIS METHOD is all about dreaming concretely – thinking intelligently and independently by way of a gracious and kind physicality. The work affords all who study it a process by which to reach, with movement, into the mind and the heart, to make nine lives into one whole being.
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15 Responses to Bugs Gets Petted

  1. minlit says:

    ah, I want to like this one twice. In fact, I may go and sign is as corporate me, just so I can do that very thing!

  2. See? So good I liked it twice. 🙂

  3. CATachresis says:

    Trouble is, Bean, you are now outnumbered. That should give you …. ahem …..paws (about eight at the last count!) lol

  4. orientallily001 says:

    I looked and I LOVED!
    Nerissa from Nerissa’s Life

  5. Ivy says:

    Ha ha ha! What a great post!

  6. Heheheh. We hope you come to Domino’s birthday party tomorrow.

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