I was just watching a clip from Trevor Noah on the Daily Show where, at the White House Easter Egg Roll, Melania had to poke #45 to get him to “put his hand where the human heart should be” as the Star Spangled Banner was playing.
Bugs and Barney had curled up for a snooze.
So I went into the other room to scoop the litter box and I could not stop myself. I burst into song.
Me doing the Star Spangled Banner is something you just don’t want to hear under any circumstances.
But for the record, I’m adamantly opposed to any criticism of this “aggressive, unsingable, relatively recently adopted, ill-constructed descendant of a raunchy bar ballad turned celebration of obscure military stalemate.”
That would be un-American.
When I came out, both Bugs and Barney had come to their feet and were staring at me with utter alarm on their little faces.
Here they are, after they had recovered somewhat.